fun time =))

'My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmover
and i told him of course he could , so long as he
didn't take it out of my garden.'

'It's strange , isn't it ? You stand in the middle of a
library and go 'aaaggghhh' and everyone just stares
at you .But you do the same thing on an airplane and
everyone joins in'

'I took my mother -in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of
Horrors and one of the attendants said ''keep her moving sir, we are
stock-taking''

'My mother tried to kill me when i was a baby .
She denied it . She said she thought the plastic
bag would keep me fresh.'

' A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it'

'Jasper Carrot on the similarities between teenagers
and their grandparents: 'They 're both on drugs, they
both detest you and neither of them has a job'

'Did you hear about the karate champion who joined
the army?
The first time he saluted he killed himself.'

'I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.
It took him half and hour to pass the salt..'

I hope you laugh after you read all of them carefully ..
I like some of them so much:)
Have a good time while reading
see you =))